199. Opposite Sex
[This post has been written by Blaise’s random roommate – Blaise is currently not available for posting. He’s having FAR too much fun being a girl.]
“I’ll be in my bunk,” was all Blaise said once he woke up to find that he’d been genderswapped. He’s hardly left in three days. Draw your own conclusions. I personally don’t really want to know what he/she’s been doing in there all that time. The line he took from one of my TV Series DVD’s, I inadvertently made him a Whedon convert one long weekend and he’s never looked back. He/She did have fun calling up and harassing some former classmates from Hogwarts, he/ she said once when he/ she appeared suddenly for more coffee and a banana. By the way, it is bloody *weird* to wake up one morning and discover that your formerly very male roommate has been somehow turned into a girl. Especially if that roommate happens to be a Slytherin and can read you like a book, knowing that having a very very attractive female in the house is not really helping your comfort level any. I’ll never ever be able to look at fruit again without remembering that a) Blaise is an evil evil bastard and b) He also looks really hot as a girl, especially when she’s not wearing anything more than what Blaise normally wears to bed (tank top and boxers when he’s in a benevolent mood).
All this being said…Blaise is currently MIA from life at the moment as he explores being a chick. I have my therapist on speed dial and the world’s largest set of bespelled noise –dampening headphones. My boss is amazed about the sheer productivity that I’ve displayed over the last couple of days and the amount of work I’ve gotten done. As he is a Muggle, I didn’t dare tell him it was because my male roommate suddenly became a girl and is *having fun* with it. I’m going back to my Buffy and the program coding now, bye all.
Blaise Zabini (and his Geek of a Roommate)
Harry Potter
“I’ll be in my bunk,” was all Blaise said once he woke up to find that he’d been genderswapped. He’s hardly left in three days. Draw your own conclusions. I personally don’t really want to know what he/she’s been doing in there all that time. The line he took from one of my TV Series DVD’s, I inadvertently made him a Whedon convert one long weekend and he’s never looked back. He/She did have fun calling up and harassing some former classmates from Hogwarts, he/ she said once when he/ she appeared suddenly for more coffee and a banana. By the way, it is bloody *weird* to wake up one morning and discover that your formerly very male roommate has been somehow turned into a girl. Especially if that roommate happens to be a Slytherin and can read you like a book, knowing that having a very very attractive female in the house is not really helping your comfort level any. I’ll never ever be able to look at fruit again without remembering that a) Blaise is an evil evil bastard and b) He also looks really hot as a girl, especially when she’s not wearing anything more than what Blaise normally wears to bed (tank top and boxers when he’s in a benevolent mood).
All this being said…Blaise is currently MIA from life at the moment as he explores being a chick. I have my therapist on speed dial and the world’s largest set of bespelled noise –dampening headphones. My boss is amazed about the sheer productivity that I’ve displayed over the last couple of days and the amount of work I’ve gotten done. As he is a Muggle, I didn’t dare tell him it was because my male roommate suddenly became a girl and is *having fun* with it. I’m going back to my Buffy and the program coding now, bye all.
Blaise Zabini (and his Geek of a Roommate)
Harry Potter