284. Forced Out
Jun. 2nd, 2009 07:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
slytherincoffeeForced out of something? A Zabini? Are you serious? No one would force me out of something I truly wanted entry to. No one would dare.
At least no one not already a Zabini.
I have been forced out of my bedroom before while my wife was pregnant and the luck of the hormones meant that she was mad at me today. We have a surpremely comfortable couch for that reason alone. It didn't last long, I woke up in the middle of the night to find her sniffling and trying to snuggle with me. The couch being far too awkward a place to do that properly with a pregnant woman who could never stay comfortable in one position...we moved back into the bedroom.
I have been forced out of the bathroom anytime my wife or daughters or sometimes even my wife's Sisters needed to have a girly pow-wow or get someone attired for a date or ball or some other formal thing. I have no idea what it is about that particular bathroom, we've got fifteen bathrooms in the house at London and i've never bothered with counting the ones in Zabini Manor. Alana said it was the lighting, but I'm not sure I believe her.
I have been forced out of the kitchen anytime that Millie visits. She still doesn't believe me when I say that I can cook. Millie is not technically a Zabini perse, but she's been my best friend since before either one of our voices had changed.
I have been forced out of the infirmary on several occasions. Apparently I am an overprotective father which combined with the fact that I have rambunctious (on the best of days) children who delight ingiving me gray hairs what the Muggles would call extreme sports...well the replacement for Madam Pomfrey was not nearly as jovial and good spirited as she was. You threaten to make one Floo call to St. Mungos and you are out, barred from entry until the matron feels that you are worthy enough to enter.
I have been forced out of my office. My wife decided she'd ask her father and some of her students to kidnap me one day as part of their lessons. I was not amused, but she did make it up to me.
I have been forced out of my house while my wife and her sisters in a fit of I think you call it nesting cleaned the entire house stem to stern. I went out to a bookstore in the Muggle world and drank coffee. Then I visited Millicent at her charming little business that she runs with her minions and Longbottom.
I'm sure if I thought about it longer, my family could provide other examples. If they were asked.
Blaise Zabini
Harry Potter
At least no one not already a Zabini.
I have been forced out of my bedroom before while my wife was pregnant and the luck of the hormones meant that she was mad at me today. We have a surpremely comfortable couch for that reason alone. It didn't last long, I woke up in the middle of the night to find her sniffling and trying to snuggle with me. The couch being far too awkward a place to do that properly with a pregnant woman who could never stay comfortable in one position...we moved back into the bedroom.
I have been forced out of the bathroom anytime my wife or daughters or sometimes even my wife's Sisters needed to have a girly pow-wow or get someone attired for a date or ball or some other formal thing. I have no idea what it is about that particular bathroom, we've got fifteen bathrooms in the house at London and i've never bothered with counting the ones in Zabini Manor. Alana said it was the lighting, but I'm not sure I believe her.
I have been forced out of the kitchen anytime that Millie visits. She still doesn't believe me when I say that I can cook. Millie is not technically a Zabini perse, but she's been my best friend since before either one of our voices had changed.
I have been forced out of the infirmary on several occasions. Apparently I am an overprotective father which combined with the fact that I have rambunctious (on the best of days) children who delight in
I have been forced out of my office. My wife decided she'd ask her father and some of her students to kidnap me one day as part of their lessons. I was not amused, but she did make it up to me.
I have been forced out of my house while my wife and her sisters in a fit of I think you call it nesting cleaned the entire house stem to stern. I went out to a bookstore in the Muggle world and drank coffee. Then I visited Millicent at her charming little business that she runs with her minions and Longbottom.
I'm sure if I thought about it longer, my family could provide other examples. If they were asked.
Blaise Zabini
Harry Potter
